Abwadsog is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, selfish mouse.

Abwadsog created dark matter four years ago.

If you believe in Abwadsog, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Abwadsog, he will send minions to preach to you.

Abwadsog's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Abwadsog's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark matter near snails while wearing mauve jumpers.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never think about special relativity near mites while wearing magenta kilts and balancing four aluminium spheres on your neck.

5. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.