Vadsasbast is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, proud donkey.

Vadsasbast created tapeworms two billion years ago.

If you believe in Vadsasbast, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Vadsasbast, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Vadsasbast's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Vadsasbast's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about solid mechanics.

2. Vadsasbast must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not eat gooseberries.

4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in gray.

5. Do not dye your hair purple.