Bopgetwad is a god.

It takes the form of a large, intelligent ferret.

Bopgetwad created a quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bopgetwad, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Bopgetwad, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Bopgetwad's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Bopgetwad's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bopgetwad.

2. Never wear blue trousers.

3. Swans are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never sprint in the presence of dogs.

5. Never feed bananas to hamsters while wearing turquoise hats.