Bidgetyik is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, omniscient cobra.

Bidgetyik created everything that exists three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bidgetyik, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bidgetyik, she will turn you into a hamster.

Bidgetyik's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Bidgetyik's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Hide from brown great tits for they are unholy.

4. Bidgetyik loves foxes, so they must be respected.

5. Never eat bark.