Larghatbod Yarpitsagqueeglitsafhomvag is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, passionate tapir.

Larghatbod Yarpitsagqueeglitsafhomvag created the Sunflower Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Larghatbod Yarpitsagqueeglitsafhomvag, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Larghatbod Yarpitsagqueeglitsafhomvag, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Larghatbod Yarpitsagqueeglitsafhomvag's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Larghatbod Yarpitsagqueeglitsafhomvag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your chest.

2. Larghatbod Yarpitsagqueeglitsafhomvag loves nematodes, so they must be honoured.

3. Always obey Larghatbod Yarpitsagqueeglitsafhomvag's priests.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

5. You must pray to Larghatbod Yarpitsagqueeglitsafhomvag eight times a day.