Madlitflat is a god.
It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, contented
goblin.
Madlitflat created the Virgo Supercluster five million years ago.
If you believe in
Madlitflat, it will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Madlitflat, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.
Madlitflat's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.
Madlitflat's Holy Commandments1. Madlitflat must be the most important thing in your life.
2. Do not listen to music.
3. Look mercifully on unfortunate snails.
4. Do not dye your hair cyan.
5. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.