Madlitflat is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, contented goblin.

Madlitflat created the Virgo Supercluster five million years ago.

If you believe in Madlitflat, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Madlitflat, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Madlitflat's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Madlitflat's Holy Commandments

1. Madlitflat must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate snails.

4. Do not dye your hair cyan.

5. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.