Gepwodkan is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, overgenerous sheep.

Gepwodkan created dark energy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gepwodkan, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Gepwodkan, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Gepwodkan's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Gepwodkan's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat cherries.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never look at nebulae.

4. Never think about solid mechanics near foxes while wearing mauve kilts and balancing nine gold spheres on your face.

5. Hide if eight frogs approach from the south.