Zimhapmip is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, stupid deer.

Zimhapmip created silver two million years ago.

If you believe in Zimhapmip, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Zimhapmip, it will torture you forever.

Zimhapmip's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Zimhapmip's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about moons.

2. Never write about chromosomes.

3. Never think about dwarf planets.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never wear magenta boots.