Queegveenkab is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, tiresome clam.

Queegveenkab created parasitic wasps two million years ago.

If you believe in Queegveenkab, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Queegveenkab, it will turn you into a slug.

Queegveenkab's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Queegveenkab's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Worship no other gods but Queegveenkab.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.