Nigkonbus Limtiphun is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, stupid cow.

Nigkonbus Limtiphun created the world four million years ago.

If you believe in Nigkonbus Limtiphun, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Nigkonbus Limtiphun, she will laugh at you.

Nigkonbus Limtiphun's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Nigkonbus Limtiphun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Always look after injured goats.