Ditbabtarg is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, uncaring aardvark.

Ditbabtarg created the Tadpole Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ditbabtarg, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Ditbabtarg, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Ditbabtarg's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Ditbabtarg's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Always treat seals with great respect.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

5. Ditbabtarg must be the most important thing in your life.