Ragnakrak is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, witty cow.

Ragnakrak created snails twelve years ago.

If you believe in Ragnakrak, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Ragnakrak, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Ragnakrak's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Ragnakrak's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Ragnakrak on top of all buildings.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sharks.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Always make sure there are no rats in a building before entering it.