Somjipdib is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, flying dugong.

Somjipdib created humanity six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Somjipdib, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Somjipdib, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Somjipdib's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Somjipdib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Somjipdib's name in vain.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Hide from fawn mice for they are unholy.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Do not listen to music.