Vedlopyog is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, self-assured frog.

Vedlopyog created dark matter six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vedlopyog, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Vedlopyog, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Vedlopyog's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Vedlopyog's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about comets.

2. Otters are not to be trusted.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Retreat if nine badgers approach from the west.

5. Always help sick shrews.