Sisrigpig is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, deceitful bee.

Sisrigpig created dark matter eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sisrigpig, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Sisrigpig, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Sisrigpig's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Sisrigpig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep six bats in a large pit.

2. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never write about moons.