Appditten is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, unthinking grasshopper.

Appditten created the universe nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Appditten, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Appditten, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Appditten's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Appditten's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not wear titanium on your body.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate birds.