Targdidquaf Bissmapflam is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, loving dragon.

Targdidquaf Bissmapflam created humankind five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Targdidquaf Bissmapflam, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Targdidquaf Bissmapflam, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Targdidquaf Bissmapflam's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Targdidquaf Bissmapflam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not kill tortoises.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Mice are not to be trusted.

5. Targdidquaf Bissmapflam loves frogs, so they must be honoured.