Cabmumnig is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, generous dugong.

Cabmumnig created oxygen two million years ago.

If you believe in Cabmumnig, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Cabmumnig, he will try to impress you with trees.

Cabmumnig's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Cabmumnig's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a room before entering it.

3. Never eat spinach.

4. Never mention mice.

5. Run away if three cats approach from the north.