Fensandfudgup Dumgilomin is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, egotistical otter.

Fensandfudgup Dumgilomin created the Tadpole Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fensandfudgup Dumgilomin, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Fensandfudgup Dumgilomin, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Fensandfudgup Dumgilomin's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Fensandfudgup Dumgilomin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Fensandfudgup Dumgilomin's name in vain.

2. Fensandfudgup Dumgilomin must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never sit near ducks.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not wear carbon on your body.