Cubdoglop is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, strong gerbil.

Cubdoglop created a bottom quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Cubdoglop, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Cubdoglop, he will be mildly annoyed.

Cubdoglop's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Cubdoglop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never feed tomatoes to geese while wearing red jumpers.

4. Never think about electromagnetism near cats while wearing green dresses and balancing seven aluminium spheres on your face.

5. Never talk about fire.