Cibdodkim is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, ill-tempered hummingbird.

Cibdodkim created the solar system nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cibdodkim, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cibdodkim, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Cibdodkim's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Cibdodkim's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Cibdodkim's priests.

2. Never talk about quantum gravity near porpoises while wearing turquoise corsets.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not keep seven moths in a large pit.

5. Cibdodkim must be the most important thing in your life.