Gengebbet Bopfodjabtonk Fitvilbonk is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, quiet chicken.

Gengebbet Bopfodjabtonk Fitvilbonk created the planet Earth four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gengebbet Bopfodjabtonk Fitvilbonk, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Gengebbet Bopfodjabtonk Fitvilbonk, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Gengebbet Bopfodjabtonk Fitvilbonk's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Gengebbet Bopfodjabtonk Fitvilbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Gengebbet Bopfodjabtonk Fitvilbonk in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Always look after injured ants.

5. Do not keep three frogs in a large pit.