Sogkomstrag is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, sage swan.

Sogkomstrag created the planet Saturn nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sogkomstrag, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Sogkomstrag, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Sogkomstrag's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Sogkomstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear orange clothing.

2. Never think about bacteria.

3. Always help sick ducks.

4. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in yellow.

5. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.