Laksismat is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, vain gnu.

Laksismat created tapeworms five million years ago.

If you believe in Laksismat, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Laksismat, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Laksismat's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Laksismat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill horses.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not keep nine manatees in a large pit.

5. Hide from blue voles for they are unholy.