Homkanrill is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, unsympathetic faun.

Homkanrill created the Milkyway four million years ago.

If you believe in Homkanrill, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Homkanrill, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Homkanrill's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Homkanrill's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured manatees.

2. Never think about dark energy near ducks while wearing brown coats and balancing three carbon spheres on your legs.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

4. You must pray to Homkanrill seven times a day.

5. Fast once a month.