Cit is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, staggering lizard.

Cit created Asia two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cit, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Cit, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Cit's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Cit's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Cit's priests.

2. Never hurt pigs.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Cit.

4. Never go into mauve rooms.

5. Snakes are unholy and should not be approached.
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