Ripcunnull is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, weak goose.

Ripcunnull created the cosmos nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ripcunnull, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Ripcunnull, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Ripcunnull's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Ripcunnull's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant magenta sculpture of Ripcunnull in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never hurt snakes.

3. Never think ill of sick otters.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate frogs.