Hanranpark Botcubbod is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, unthoughtful goose.

Hanranpark Botcubbod created an electron three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hanranpark Botcubbod, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Hanranpark Botcubbod, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Hanranpark Botcubbod's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Hanranpark Botcubbod's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about eukaryotes.

2. Never mention swans.

3. Goats are not to be trusted.

4. Erect a giant turquoise sculpture of Hanranpark Botcubbod in the centre of the settlement.

5. Always help sick voles.