Besskamgab is a god.

It takes the form of a large, staggering squid.

Besskamgab created the planet Saturn nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Besskamgab, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Besskamgab, it will destroy your home solar system.

Besskamgab's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Besskamgab's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate goats.

4. Do not trade with those who eat onions.

5. Never think about nebulae.