Voldanbid is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, tranquil scorpion.

Voldanbid created a photon eight million years ago.

If you believe in Voldanbid, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Voldanbid, she will destroy your favourite star.

Voldanbid's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Voldanbid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never feed nuts to nematodes while wearing hats.

3. Never wear red shoes.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never eat green fruit.