Fombimyokdabsugquamyakzan Stipyakyik is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, humane spider.

Fombimyokdabsugquamyakzan Stipyakyik created Asia nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fombimyokdabsugquamyakzan Stipyakyik, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fombimyokdabsugquamyakzan Stipyakyik, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Fombimyokdabsugquamyakzan Stipyakyik's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Fombimyokdabsugquamyakzan Stipyakyik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep seven mice in a large pit.

2. Do not wear purple clothing.

3. Never feed cucumbers to sharks while wearing brown stockings.

4. Always obey Fombimyokdabsugquamyakzan Stipyakyik's priests.

5. Never go into turquoise rooms.