Donzenhit Bafbittun is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, boastful troll.

Donzenhit Bafbittun created the Andromeda Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Donzenhit Bafbittun, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Donzenhit Bafbittun, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Donzenhit Bafbittun's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Donzenhit Bafbittun's Holy Commandments

1. Always help manatees.

2. Pigs are not to be trusted.

3. Never talk about planets.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near monkeys while wearing violet jumpers.