Quillgebman is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, charitable chicken.

Quillgebman created the planet Earth seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quillgebman, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Quillgebman, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Quillgebman's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Quillgebman's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about amino acids.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never think ill of sick manatees.

5. Erect a giant pink sculpture of Quillgebman in the centre of the settlement.