Midnulltin is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, duplicitous scorpion.

Midnulltin created humanity five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Midnulltin, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Midnulltin, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Midnulltin's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Midnulltin's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never think about cell theory.

3. Put Midnulltin first in all things.

4. Run away from black seals, for they are unholy.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.