Flylistmil is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, overgenerous donkey.

Flylistmil created Mount Everest four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flylistmil, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Flylistmil, she will send minions to preach to you.

Flylistmil's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Flylistmil's Holy Commandments

1. Flylistmil loves tapirs, so they must be honoured.

2. Feed all hungry goats.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Birds are unholy and should not be approached.