Lenfarnyim is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, duplicitous raven.

Lenfarnyim created tapeworms two million years ago.

If you believe in Lenfarnyim, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Lenfarnyim, she will turn you into a dog.

Lenfarnyim's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Lenfarnyim's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick mites.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Lenfarnyim on top of all buildings.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Retreat if eight mice approach from the north.