Lidgetdab is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, confident penguin.

Lidgetdab created the Small Magellanic Cloud six million years ago.

If you believe in Lidgetdab, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Lidgetdab, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Lidgetdab's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Lidgetdab's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of peas to eagles while wearing magenta boots.

2. Do not wear carbon on your body.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in cyan.