Bopabtarg is a god.

He takes the form of a large, idiotic bee.

Bopabtarg created the Sol system five million years ago.

If you believe in Bopabtarg, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bopabtarg, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Bopabtarg's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Bopabtarg's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never talk about archaea.

3. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in green.

4. Never go into blue rooms.

5. Never look in ponds.