Dabpoghug Labnelhug is a god.

She takes the form of a large, humorless hippopotamus.

Dabpoghug Labnelhug created an up quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dabpoghug Labnelhug, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Dabpoghug Labnelhug, she will remove you from existence.

Dabpoghug Labnelhug's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Dabpoghug Labnelhug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never jump near frogs.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.