Dotkengup is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, passionate swallow.

Dotkengup created the Small Magellanic Cloud five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dotkengup, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Dotkengup, she will turn you into a goat.

Dotkengup's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Dotkengup's Holy Commandments

1. Never hop near whales.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not eat beans.

5. Never look in ponds.