Xuckganstip is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, sapient hummingbird.

Xuckganstip created a Higgs boson four million years ago.

If you believe in Xuckganstip, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Xuckganstip, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Xuckganstip's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Xuckganstip's Holy Commandments

1. Learn nine new languages a year.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Worship no other gods but Xuckganstip.

4. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Xuckganstip in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never laugh near manatees.