Tanpogvol is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, irritating rhinoceros.

Tanpogvol created vertebrates eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tanpogvol, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tanpogvol, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Tanpogvol's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Tanpogvol's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed cherries to hamsters while wearing indigo scarves.

2. Do not keep three voles in a large pit.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never write about thermodynamics.

5. Never think about ribonucleic acid.