Mapdidvad is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, stupid rhinoceros.

Mapdidvad created the planet Earth four million years ago.

If you believe in Mapdidvad, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Mapdidvad, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Mapdidvad's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Mapdidvad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not speak about peanuts.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Grasshopers are unholy and should not be approached.