Narlnurlfon is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, conceited duck.

Narlnurlfon created time and space seven million years ago.

If you believe in Narlnurlfon, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Narlnurlfon, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Narlnurlfon's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Narlnurlfon's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no rats in a building before entering it.

2. Learn eight new languages a year.

3. Erect seven zinc sculptures of Narlnurlfon on top of important buildings.

4. Never think about quantum gravity near sharks while wearing white rings and balancing three nickel spheres on your feet.

5. Narlnurlfon loves capybaras, so they must be honoured.