Limjinsit is a god.
He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, self-confident
fairy.
Limjinsit created a Higgs boson eight million years ago.
If you believe in
Limjinsit, he will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Limjinsit, he will turn you into a dog.
Limjinsit's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.
Limjinsit's Holy Commandments1. Squirrels are unholy and should not be approached.
2. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.
3. Do not take Limjinsit's name in vain.
4. Always obey Limjinsit's priests.
5. Limjinsit loves grasshopers, so they must be honoured.