Govpogquill is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, temperamental bee.

Govpogquill created the Milkyway nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Govpogquill, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Govpogquill, she will turn you into a worm.

Govpogquill's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Govpogquill's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no seals in a room before entering it.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never wear skirts.