Narnurlmutgubhomtarg is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, slow wyvern.

Narnurlmutgubhomtarg created an atom eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Narnurlmutgubhomtarg, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Narnurlmutgubhomtarg, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Narnurlmutgubhomtarg's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Narnurlmutgubhomtarg's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick sharks.

2. Never think about quantum field theory.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.