Fidjonbut is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, cheerful sheep.

Fidjonbut created the Small Magellanic Cloud two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fidjonbut, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Fidjonbut, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Fidjonbut's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Fidjonbut's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention sharks.

2. Erect a large copper sculpture of Fidjonbut on top of all buildings.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sheep.

4. Always wear green.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.