Tarfidgen is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, flying raven.

Tarfidgen created the Milkyway two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tarfidgen, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Tarfidgen, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Tarfidgen's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Tarfidgen's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Tarfidgen's priests.

2. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never skip in holy places.

5. Never look in ponds.