Ladcim Flanmumrutganmuttigjenboss is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, intelligent grasshopper.

Ladcim Flanmumrutganmuttigjenboss created viruses nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ladcim Flanmumrutganmuttigjenboss, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Ladcim Flanmumrutganmuttigjenboss, it will curse you with boils.

Ladcim Flanmumrutganmuttigjenboss' most sacred site is Evol in France.

Ladcim Flanmumrutganmuttigjenboss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear green clothing.

2. Do not trade with those who eat turnips.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never look in ponds.